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Spoiler Alert: Markets Get Automated and Dodgeball

Jon Shazar, DealBreaker, Some Exchanges Had Some Problems Yesterday, here.

Nobody noticed.

Matt Levine, DealBreaker, Everybody Will Always Be Suing BofA Over Mortgages, here.  If you can dodge a wholesale loan, you can dodge a ball.

These lawsuits against Bank of America are pretty lame, aren’t they? The SEC and Department of Justice each sued BofA yesterday for fraud in a 2008 prime jumbo mortgage securitization but it doesn’t really feel like fraud. The guns are smoke-free. The DoJ gets itself all excited because someone proposed including some bad mortgages in the deal, and a Bank of America trader said of those mortgages that, “like a fat kid in dodgeball, these need to stay on the sidelines,” but they did! The trader thought some of the mortgages were crap, and they were crap, and so they weren’t included in the deal. The system worked! It’s like if Fabulous Fab emailed his girlfriend saying “I am creating monstruosities,” and she told him to stop, and he did.

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